We Have Broken Up
We're going on tour again, this time with our buddies The Men. It'll be a short one but a good one, if you're in the Midwest take a gander at our dates up above and come hang, we can build a bonfire and share stories from the wild days of our early 20s.
We've been working on putting together a tour-only cdr for our November dates, of b-sides and outtakes and alternate versions and a handful of covers, with artwork by our own Tia McVincent and Xander Perrelloid. It's called Ass Fajita, are you interested?
Also, we're going to have new vinyl soon! Very very happy to announce that the lovable Jacks (that being Jack Buxton and Jack Kramer) over at Jack Shack Records will be putting out our "Nobody's Fucking Anybody" 7-inch in the new year, along with a slew of killer fuckin records from other local jammers like Call Of The Wild, Foster Care, and another bangin Pampers 7-inch. Keep yer eyes peeled, ripened, and ready.
GUESS WHO'S HOME BITCH
tour was fuckin awesome, thanks to everyone who played and came out to shows.
extra special thanks to Vaz for fucking ruling and buying a van that didn't break too bad.
if you missed us this time, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU, we'll be back around in November with the Men, hold on to your boner kiddo.
Chicago, Crotchety Rocket/Get In That Ass Cap Tour, 2011
life's been good to me so far
Jesus On TV (On Crucial Chaos, WNYU 89.1FM) by pygmy shrews
EY YO CHECK US OUT TONIGHT ON CRUCIAL CHAOS AT 9PM ON WNYU 89.1FM IN NYSHITTY WNYU.ORG IN THE BIGGER SHITTY
uberthanks to Zarrington for having the fastest drawing hand in the east
You can buy our new LP here: http://jkshk.blogspot.com
Our upcoming shows are as follows:
Fri, July 15th - Philadelphia, PA @ Hong Kong Garden (1712 n. Phillip st) with Pop 1280, Leather
Sat, July 16th @ Union Pool with Leather
* * * Pygmy Shrew/Vaz Crotchety Rocket Tour 2011 * * *
Fri, Aug 5 - Brooklyn, NY @ Death By Audio
Fri, Aug 12 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Garfield Artworks
Sat, Aug 13 - Chicago, IL @ Panchos
Sun, Aug 14 - St. Paul, MN @ Turf Club
Mon, Aug 15 - Minneapolis, MN @ tba
Tue, Aug 16 - Fargo, ND @ Aquarium
Wed, Aug 17 - keep driving to..
TOTAL FEST X!!!!!!
Thu, Aug 18 - Missoula, MT @ Top Hat
Fri, Aug 19 - Missoula, MT - advil /vomit
Sat, Aug 20 - Missoula, MT - advil/weed check out Hammerhead @ Badlander/Palace
Sun, Aug 21 - Seattle, WA - tba
Mon, Aug 22 - Portland, OR @ Tube
Tue, Aug 23 - Sacramento, CA - tba
Wed, Aug 24 - Oakland, CA - tba
Thu, Aug 25 - San Francisco, CA @ Hemlock Tavern
Fri, Aug 26 - Los Angeles, CA - tba
Sat, Aug 27 - San Diego, CA @ Soda Bar
Sun, Aug 28 - Phoenix, AZ @ Confirmed w Dead (Australia), Unstoppable Death Machines
Mon, Aug 29 - Las Cruces, NM @ Train Yard
Tue, Aug 30 - Denton, TX @ Rubber Gloves
Wed, Aug 31 - Austin, TX @ Scoot Inn
Thu, Sep 1 - Houston, TX @ Super Happy Fun Land
Fri, Sep 2 - Pensacola, FL @ Sluggo's
Sat, Sep 3 - Atlanta, GA @ Drunken Unicorn
Sun, Sep 4 - Charlotte, NC @ Snug Harbor
Mon, Sep 5 - Durham, NC @ Casbah
hit up email@example.com if you wanna help us plug the holes
stay fly, fuckwads