OK first things first, everybody meet Alexander.

Alexander plays the drums in Pygmy Shrews now. We'd like to send a big ol' Bronx Cheer out to Jeremy for going and making himself happy. Betta daze brotherrrrrrrr.


BUT THERE ARE NEW THINGS HAPPENING


Our 2nd album is coming out on June 14th. It's called "You People Can All Go Straight To Hell" and it looks like this.



You can get it from the fine folks at Jack Shack

In the words of the great Kool Keith, "you're excited"


ALSO


Come see the new us kick the old us right in the dick in celebration of all our great new features!

Sat June 11th @Death By Audio
w/Pop 1280, White Suns, Pampers, Family Curse
9pm yo

NEW SHREWS LP "YOU PEOPLE CAN ALL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL" OUT JUNE 2011 HTTP://JKSHK.BLOGSPOT.COM


"Rent Hole" from "The Egyptian" LP on Wantage USA

2008? 2009? Fuck that basement. What a horrible place.

http://pygmyshrews.blogspot.com
http://jkshk.blogspot.com
http://www.wantageusa.com


New Mo'Fuckin Shit!

All The Rage

Rage Against The Machine - All The Rage

blinded by science

Yoga Farts

get ready

So like, you cut off part of a starfish and it makes more starfish?

Cock-a-roaches can drink from your mouth while you sleep and live forever.

happy new year

Don't worry, the new record will be out soon. I can tell you were worried.






don't be such a bitch.

Brobdingnagian

REAL WORLD 2: VICTIM BITCHES

Our second LP is finished! Keep an eye out...or I guess keep an eye here for it in the future.

It's probably called "You People Can Go Straight To Hell"
and it rules


Oh also we're playing a show soon:

Saturday, November 13th at Brooklyn Brew House (97 Wyckoff @ Hart)
with Neon Blud, White Suns, and Remnants


and, naturally, check this shit out




careful, kiddo

Stretch Gets His Thang Waxed

Check out Ben's new solo project (!) Hubble here: here

Everything else has been totally normal.

BREAKFAST OF CHAM-PEENS

Pastor Of Muppets

Because most things are cooler when they're slower than you thought they were.


Get it.

No Supplies

PYGMY SHREWS from teresa eggers on Vimeo.

Dude Legs

. . . And We're Back.

TWO shows this coming month. They're our first since, shit, early March? Dunno what happened there. We've got tons of new songs, they're way sexier than the last batch, which means a 2nd LP is officially in the works! Also the Egyptian (which sold out back in January? who knew?) is getting RE-PRESSED, so pretty soon 200 more of you will be able to own a copy. Yeah that's right, 200, what's'a matter you don't like big numbers?


SHOWS:

Sunday, June 6th
Zach's Birthday Party @ The Charleston
w/ Hamsoken (ex-Rorschach black metal) and Dark Vibe (ex-Orchid black metal)

aaand

Friday, June 18th
@ SILENT BARN
w/ CCR Headcleaner (ex-Hospitals/Long Legged Woman), US Girls, Women



snitches get stitches

genocide

maybe this will give people some perspective, maybe it won't, maybe no one even reads this thing (most likely option), maybe it will just make everyone even angrier. i guess it should, in a way...

my friend Kaneng is from Nigeria, she is a descendant of the Berom people. right now her people are being systematically wiped out, it's terrible. she's over there right now trying to help. she's started this blog as part of that effort.

if anyone out there would like to get in touch/get involved/try to help, her email is treebranchantelope@googlemail.com

trashy people making fun of john mayer

it's cold out there!



we've got some sweet shows coming up, and a new song recorded check our myspace, chorizo-breath.


AM Breakout:



yeah right....you wish you had chorizo-breath.

Super Tough T-Shirt Design

We have a few over-stock t-shirts from our U.S. tour last year, we are sold out of small white but have some left in every other size. For Canada please add $5 for shipping, for international orders, add $8. YEAH!

Big Oops, Small Oops

you say that like I know whose it is

No arms and crayon in mouth. Nurse will be along to wash your behind shortly

turrible trubble

that was a great first tour, thanks to all who made it so! you are true champions.

hoo-ra:

We play live, in America!

PYGMY SHREWS FALL TOUR
11.01 - Middletown, CT - @ Wesleyan University
11.02 - Pittsburgh, PA - @ Gooski's
11.03 - Cleveland, OH - @ Now Thats Class
11.04 - Columbus, OH - @ 15th street house
11.05 - Chicago, IL - @ Ronnies Bar
11.06 - Milkwaukee, WI - @ The Vault
11.07 - St.Paul, MN @ the Magot House
11.08 - Iowa City, IA - @ Chouser's Warehouse
11.09 - St.Louis, MO - @ the Glass Pit
11.10 - Memphis, TN - @ Murphy's
11.11 - New Orleans, LA - @ Saturn Bar
11.12 - Mobile, AL @ Alabama Music Box
11.13 - Gainesville, FL- @t The Junkyard
11.14 - Sarasota, FL - New College @ 4 Winds
11.15 - Tampa, FL - @ Unit 19
11.16 - Atlanta, GA - @ Eyedrum
11.17 - Athens, GA - @ Go Bar
11.18 - Charlotte, NC - @ Lunchbox Records
11.19 - Raleigh, NC - @ WQFS Planetarium
11.20 - Richmond, VA -@ House Show
11.21 - Baltimore, MD - @ Hexagon
11.22 - Philadelphia, PA - @ Pilam

show friday

DILDOZER

09.10.09 - Ridgewood, N.Y. - @ Silent Barn - 95 Wyckoff Avenue
09.11.09 - Providence, R.I. - Fancy Fest @ Jerkys - 71 Richmond St.
09.12.09 - Williamsburg, N.Y. - Maze @ Death By Audio - 49 S. 2nd St.